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• "Free elections, a free press, and an independent judiciary mean little when the free market has reduced them to commodities on sale to the highest bidder. " -- Arundhati Roy
• "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier...just as long as I'm the dictator..." --George W. Bush
• "When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl." ÐÐ unknown
• The media are only as liberal as the conservatives who own them.
• "If guns were the answer to the threat of violent crime, we'd sell them at police headquarters." - Neil Behrens, Former Police Chief, Baltimore County, Maryland
• Point me to TFM that I may R it.
• I'm addicted to placebos. I'd quit, but it wouldn't make a difference.
• 63,000 bugs in the code, 63,000 bugs,
  ya get 1 whacked with a service pack,
  now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!!
• If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed ... oh, wait a minute -- he already does.
• Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well-done.
• The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that "age brings wisdom". -H.L. Mencken